So here’s the deal folks – it’s my birthday and I’m giving away the subject of the most-read review on my site: the toy, the myth, the legend- the Pure Wand. That’s right the toy that I love, Epiphora lauds, and the Swingset is obsessed with can be yours. All because I’m about to officially be old enough for it to be totally legal for me to have sex with people half my age.
I’m not going to make you jump through a lot of hoops or do something extra-special to enter, because, frankly, I don’t have time for that. Entry options are below, most are super-simple, some are a little more elaborate – take your pick. I’ll be pulling a winner on March 9th – the actual anniversary of my birth. So, go ahead, enter to win a Pure Wand and maybe you’ll be celebrating that day too!
Note: I’m shipping this one myself so continental US and Canada only. Thank you!
Can’t wait? Want a Pure Wand right now? Get it here!
SheVibe, Early to Bed
Thank you to NJoy (and Greg!) for providing the Pure Wand (and for inventing it for that matter)
Hippo Birdy Two Ewe!
(This was my favorite birthday card joke when I was a kid, and still is. c:)
I wish you all the best on your birthday, and I really do mean that (even if I don’t win, I still mean it!) Happy Birthday!!
I had to go with this classic Maz Jobrani sketch from Cedric The Entertainer’s old Fox show (I hope it embeds properly), since I play it for myself every year. The joke’s not quite as good without the setup (which they chopped out) , but the dancin’ and strippin’ still hold up! 🙂 Anyway, have a wonderful birthday, and thanks so much!
Happy birthday to a fellow Pisces!
Happy Birthday! Hope its FANTASTIC! 🙂
Happy Birthday
HAPPY SELFIVERSARY!!!!
Happy Soul Day, You Rock!
Happy birthday, JoEllen!!
Happy birthday, JoEllen! 😀
Happy celebration of the anniversary of your birth!
I hope it is an amazing day for you! Wish I could send all of the….”balloons” to you!
Yay, happy birthday to you!
Happy Birthday! Hope it’s filled with lots of things that you love!
Happy Birthday! All the best to you and thank you for everything you do! (I posted this yesterday but it’s not here, so if it posts twice I apologize)
Happy Birthday! I hope you had/have a fun time.
I hope you have a blessed birthday, Full of light love and sensual musings. Go out, dance and celebrate yourself. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DOLL!
To one of the best Tumblrs out there, a very happy birthday and thank you for being so consistently amazing!
Happy birthday! And thanks for the giveaway…I’ve heard the legends of this one..