Halloween is coming up and I so love it! There’s all the costumes and candy, sure, but also it’s the only time of year when everyone is cool with folks hanging out under sheets moaning, howling, screaming and giving each other chills. There’s tricks and treats, apple bobbing and I don’t know… something dirty about jack o’ lanterns… Halloween was made for sex.
You know who agrees with me about that? The awesome folks at Fun Factory – makers of high-quality, body safe toys that usually look pretty damn cool too. They want to help one very lucky reader celebrate this October 31st in style with an amazing assortment of orange (because, Halloween) Fun Factory goodies. What’s do we have?
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- DeLight Click N’ Charge Vibrator
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- Smartballs Teneo Duo
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- Angelo Minivibe Click N’ Charge
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- Amor Stubs Dildo
So, what do you have to do to win this $275 worth of Fun Factory awesomeness? Well, I’ve made it super-easy! Follow the instructions and you can earn up to 26 entries- that’s 26 chances to win! What’s more, 2 of the options can be repeated daily- enter as often as you’d like. For the folks who choose to make a photo caption I’ll be choosing my favorite caption and sending its author a special prize, so flex those writing muscles, folks! The giveaway is open to the continental US and Canada and ends at 9pm Pacific on Monday October 21st.
Okay, on your marks, get set, go! Earn your entries and maybe you can have a super happy Halloween courtesy of Fun Factory!
Thank you to Fun Factory for making this giveaway possible!
Captions!
“Challenge accepted.”
“The Pulse is strong in this one.”
“Fun Factory: blowing people’s minds since 1996.”
This thing costs how much?
Oh, the people I could poke with this thing!
OMGGgggggggGGGGGGGggggg
And this is what a real orgasm face looks like.
Whelp, I’m never getting out of bed again!
Boyfriend, who?
“This customer was skeptical about the pulsating technology.
We cleared that up right away.”
O.M.G. I stick this thing in where? My kitty can handle it!
Wow its Awesome!
Does it wash dishes, too?!
*Gasp* This is the best treat I have ever gotten while trick-or-treating! you’re the best, Fun Factory!
Time to show my G-spot who’s boss!
Oh my… (in Takei voice, of course)
*Gasp* OMG! Can I go test this out in the back room?
OMG! Can this toy be any awesome?
I’m going to need more lube!
Clear my schedule for the week…
We’ve replaced Carol’s pocket rocket with the Fun Factory Stronic Eins. Let’s see if she noti—– oh, she notices.
If this is my face BEFORE I hit the “Fun” button…
Caption: “This is the chosen one…!”
Where have you been all my life?
Oh my..I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship!
Made of 100% silicone, rechargeable, and it thrusts? No wai!!
Opens mouth. Insert here –>
‘Fun’ doesn’t begin to describe it.
This, I would put in my mouth.
Goodbye, jelly rabbit! Woo!
And suddenly she realized that this would indeed leave her sight and take her to a wonderful place, the magical land of o.
RE-CIP-RO-CATE!
I think I just came and I haven’t even turned it on yet.
Sweet babyJesus, that’s glorious!
Oh my, I wonder if this would fit in my booty?
***NOTE*** Never use the Stronic Eins (the toy in the photo above) anally. It doesn’t have a flared base and thus could get stuck in the body. All anal toys need flared bases (like the newest Stronic, the Drei, pictured below)- remember “without a base = without a trace”
My point exactly on the comment I made. I know it does not have a flared base to it but you know some people will try anything. That is why I said I wonder.
I get that but you never know if other people know that, you know? The disclaimer went up for folks who may stumble upon this in their random searching. I always try to grab the teachable moments.
I understand and glad you made it a point to put it up. You are right it is a teachable moment.
Holy pulsations, Batman! Now I can ditch the dildo-strapped-to-a-drill plan! Phew.
Is it pleasurable? The proof is in the pulse!
Thrusting? I’m so excited I think I just peed on myself.
Wow, this thing has more moves than Jagger.
OMG, It’s like the Energizer Bunny, it keeps going and going and going……..
This ~will~ be fun.
Let’s see if I can fit this somewhere….
I think my clit just twitched.
The reason they didn’t name this one the Share is because nobody’s going to share this. *hoards*
Want this. Need this.
*Gasp* Omg…girl, you have to come see this.
Holy Crap!!
Caption:
I would close my mouth but I’m too busy looking at THIS AWESOME TOY!
Love at first sight? Yeah, it’s real.
The Force Is Strong In This One…..
My boyfriend can’t do that!
My precious……
I’ve just found the toy of my dreams
I didn’t know these came in pink! Wait til I tell Mom!
And together, they thrust off into the sunset…
Eins huh? God bless those Germans.
thrust or bust!
Wow, soooooo colorful….
“This thing can bob for my apple anytime!”
Jaw Drop Worthy
Oh My God!
I must have one! For science!
I am getting laaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiddddddddd tonight!
“I’m about to turn this fucker around!”
“I’ll take two.”
Fun Factory: Blowing minds one customer at a time.
It moves!
Ahhhh, as in “EINS-zwei-drei-vier, EINS-zwei-drei-vier, EINS-zwei-drei-vier…”
I might be using those free condoms after all!
“I must, I must, I must enjoy the thrust.”
I did not see that coming…
No evening plans? You have ’em now!
Omg… I will never need him again…
“For me??”
Okay, so I just push this bu-WHOA!
I think I just landed in Heaven.